Replacing the notoriously low-cal Tasti D-Lite: a hot dog vending machine.

There are three “freshly grilled” options: Nathan’s ($2), Hebrew National ($2.50) and Sabbret ($3.50). Watch this space on Wednesday as Bwog sacrifices its tastebuds and culinary dignity to bring you a review, and then watch again on Thursday for the collapse from cardiac arrest.

– Photo by Rick Betita