Spotted: passive aggression at the Barnard Quad eighth-floor laundry room. Yes, angry note-writer; karma is a bitch.
Tags: dirty laundry, public service announcement, what goes around comes around
7 February 2010 @ 11:45 AM · 22 comments
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I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!
SNOOKI!
if he would enjoy that j crew sweater well i would also enjoy learning where the location of harmony hall is so that i can hunt it down, finaly.
obviously didn’t take Professor Thurman’s class in Indo-Tibetan Buddhism!
of course, is to wear clothes nobody wants, which is what I’ve been doing for years now.
because the jeans have herpes.
is sometimes ok. such as when one of your classmates living in your dorm steals your stuff. how the hell is that girl ever going to wear what she stole anyway? bit obvious. guess she’s selling them. what a twat.
awesome word
it’s what you do when you twitter. duh.
This note belongs here:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
hey u,
i just wasted 2 hours in buttler looking at this website. thanx soooo much for posting it in the comments when u KNEW ppl would click on it and waste there time. im glad one of us is mature enough 2 no not 2 waste anonymous internet strangers time with stoopid web sites (that was sarcastic). maybe u would like 2 do my chromatic hw for me now?
love,
colt 45
Why is it so hard to type “to”?
nobody at this school gets the concept of anything remotely in the realm of ‘not serious’.
u need 2 read the web sight
Coyote sightings on campus?! Bwog, get on that!
maybe the two events are related?
That’s the reality I live in now.
what she did in her past life to deserve getting her jacket stolen?
shoppig at esprit that’s what.
I didn’t know we could submit these things.
My floor in Nussbaum is filled with passive-aggressive douchebags with a surplus of post-its.
the capitalization errors and underlines are really what makes this work. they really tie the room together…
Once again petty theft only occurs at a top 30 liberal arts college…across the street we don’t commit such petty crimes
Damn, I had a tank top and AE athletic pants stolen from me too on Quad 6. Except, I just put up a missing sign…