Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends!

Two distributions
Significantly different?
Check the error bars

Making assumptions
We’re not being judgmental
Just reasonable
Living on islands
You might meet a relative
No alternatives

Saw a shooting star?
If you are a dinosaur
Your end is coming.

Spiral galaxies
Beyond ours, more are lurking
future cannibals?

Action potentials
The currency of our thoughts
Small spikes make big waves