19 CommentsValentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we’ve got more Personals for you. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Courtney Wilkes, BC ’12 and Andrew Wright, CC ’14. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. Last chance to submit your own Personal!
Name, Year, School, Major: Courtney Wilkes, 2012, BC, East Asian Studies and Human Rights
Preference: Girl for Guy
Hometown: Kensington, MD
Your dream date in seven words or less: Scrabble in a dive bar
What redeems you as a human being? I spread smiles like nutella
Choice aphrodisiac: Basil
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Kent
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Camels, for their…long eyelashes…
Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton
Name, Year, School, Major: Andrew Wright, 2014, CC, Political Science
Preference: Guy for incredible bromance
Hometown: Parsippany, NJ
Your dream date in seven words or less: The plot to Anchorman
What redeems you as a human being? My ability to make cultural references in conversation.
Choice aphrodisiac: Sexy accents
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of NoCo
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): penguin
Historical Hottie: Martha Washington (yummy)
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19 Comments
@Courtney is the bomb. i love her. so much. a ridiculous amount. it’s a little bit insane. <3
@bwepressed I would spread your legs like nutella. Slurp.
@So Why is Andrew Wright hot? I can’t figure out why, but I want to fuck him. And I cannot fathom that he is supposedly heterosexual.
@andrew wright has a girlfriend, what is this?!
@Go watch I Love You, Man in order to discover what ‘bromance’ means
@god damn! i wanna fuck andrew wright
@gay so Andrew’s gay?
@Where we come from we don’t have this phenomenon.
@Anonymous I do not know who told you this.
@Anonymous courtney rocks
@are these for reals?? wow
@alexander hamilton is the HOTTEST historical hottie.
good choice.
@Anonymous Yep, Mr. Hamilton is so fly that Aaron Burr got jealous of all of his swag.
@Courtney i love her.
@Courtney is the bomb. i love her. way too much. it’s ridiculous.
@Enamored Andrew Wright—what a catch. I’d love to play his jazz flute.
@Wow these actually seem like pretty cool people.
@Anonymous You I’m all over Andrew!
@! Andrew,
Anchorman is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made, followed by Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I Love You, Man.