Look, that's you on the left.

Yoko Ono sold out her Japan benefit concert at Miller Theater tonight.

You can second-best it and watch it on CUTV. (The Examiner)

Aretha Franklin celebrated her 69th birthday at ‘a posh New York City hotel’ with Clive Davis, Smokey Robinson and Tony Bennett to name a few…not including us. (The Big Talker)

Nintendo 3DS New York City Launch was open to the public but guests were a ‘blistering wait’ away from tinkering with one.

Walmart can’t set up in NYC. You’ll either have to go to Jersey or pay $2 more than you would have for that pencil on Broadway (plus tax). (Houston Chronicle)

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