Colonel Sanders and Foucault have the same glasses.

Columbia College sophomores, think of the hours you’ve spent teasing out subtitles of Nietzsche’s will to power and Freud’s Oedipal complex. Now think about fried chicken. Yeah, we don’t really get the connection either, but, in a daring thematic maneuver, your class reps will be offering free KFC fried chicken, buiscuits and Mac ‘n’ Cheese, CC study guides, and a screening of Chicken Run this evening in the Lerner Ramp Lounge and Cinema. The food is out at 7:30 pm and the movie starts at 8 pm.

Smiling face of poultry hegemony via Wikimedia.