Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him…

Immanuel Kant

Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for postulate of pure reason

Hometown: The noumenal world

Your dream date in seven words or less: One that I don’t wish to have

What redeems you as a human being? Being the ground of all moral value

Choice aphrodisiac: Categorical bondage

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn of Philosophy Hall, outthinking the statue of the thinker

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): David Hume

Historical Hottie: Jesus Christ

Thanks to Yanyi Luo for sending this in