Go home, Prof. Jackson. Your fancy book learning doesn't mean anything around here.

A flustered, out of breath, and out of place student runs into Carleton (Engineering cafeteria) and runs up to a group of engineering students:

CC: WHERE IS THE TA ROOM?

SEAS: …could you be a little more specific?

CC: I’m sorry, I’m a history major!

Charming southern gentleman via History Dept.