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Tom’s: A Field Study

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Existence moves through the 4th dimension; C2H5OH through arteries and veins. These two phenomena coincide with regularity on the weekend, but rarely are there observers interested—and sober—enough to take note. Compelled by the urge to be a little more “quanty,” Bwog’s award winning team of (social) scientists decided to conduct field work at a nearby food distribution center that the locals refer to as, “Tom’s.” We were to maintain a strict policy of non-interference—observation only—for a period of 12 hours, 8 pm till 8 am. Results follow.

8 pm to 11 pm

11 pm to 3 am

3 am to 7 am

7 am to the end

Critical Comparison

Final Results

graphix by Angel Jiang

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9 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    haha this is excellent!

  2. LOL  

    I AM THE GIRL WHO DROPPED THE KETCHUP OMG

  3. Go Intrepid Reporter

    The best thing ever.

  4. Anonymous  

    "More Procrastination Fodder Below" You know, Bwog. You just know.

  5. Anonymous  

    I want to suk a deek for the five dahrrer

  6. forgot to mention  

    and right above Tom's is the NASA GODDARD space center... real science!

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