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Tom’s: A Field Study

Existence moves through the 4th dimension; C2H5OH through arteries and veins. These two phenomena coincide with regularity on the weekend, but rarely are there observers interested—and sober—enough to take note. Compelled by the urge to be a little more “quanty,” Bwog’s award winning team of (social) scientists decided to conduct field work at a nearby food distribution center that the locals refer to as, “Tom’s.” We were to maintain a strict policy of non-interference—observation only—for a period of 12 hours, 8 pm till 8 am. Results follow.

8 pm to 11 pm

11 pm to 3 am

3 am to 7 am

7 am to the end

Critical Comparison

Final Results

graphix by Angel Jiang

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  • forgot to mention says:

    @forgot to mention and right above Tom’s is the NASA GODDARD space center… real science!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I want to suk a deek for the five dahrrer

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous “More Procrastination Fodder Below” You know, Bwog. You just know.

  • Go Intrepid Reporter says:

    @Go Intrepid Reporter The best thing ever.

  • yay says:

    @yay so great, bwog

  • LOL says:

    @LOL I AM THE GIRL WHO DROPPED THE KETCHUP OMG

    1. not LOLing says:

      @not LOLing I’m the man with the head wound. One of the shards of ketchup bottle glass caused my wound! My lawyer will be contacting you and Bwog in the near future.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous haha this is excellent!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous dat tag

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