The Creepy Carving Contest

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It is that time of year, when a girl can wear only lingerie and animal ears and no other girls can say anything else about it time for Bwog’s annual Pumpkin Carving Contest.

Plan on failing all of your midterms? Don’t say you failed because you weren’t smart enough, say you failed because you were too busy carving pumpkins! Send in your name and pumpkin (just a picture, not the actual thing doh) to

The first place winner gets:  a six pack (of beer abs).

People who almost won but only come in second get: bitter regret and a slice of Koronet’s pizza. The regret comes after eating.

The prize for third place: a free copy of the New York Times.

Take what is yours with fire and blood.

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  1. Anonymous  

    I call shenanigans. Never announced winners or gave out prizes for last years.

  2. Carman 13 4 lyfe  

    Last year during finals week, someone took a rotten pumpkin from one of the 114th brownstones, saved it in their room, and threw it from their window, splattering it all over the street below.

  3. Anonymous  

    We still have frats?

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