Bwog takes a detour into the world of fiction with this piece about the trials and tribulations of radiator checks. We imagined the strangest and most terrifying inventory lists that have probably come out of unannounced room checks.
WIEN 754
- Resident: not home
- Desk: cluttered
- Floor: wet
- Sink: ripped out of wall
- Rats: hostile
CARMAN 468
- Bed frame: creaky
- Pillow: soft
- Resident: light sleeper
EC 1407
- Resident: not home
- Desk: overturned
- Blood on mirror: fresh
- Air: tense
WALLACH 903
- Resident: not home
- Non-resident: undressed, unabashed, unnerved by my intrusion
MCBAIN 304
- Resident: blindfolded
- Bed: leather sheets
- Bookshelf: Fifty Shades of Gray
- Intention: most foul
Typical repairman via Shutterstock
11 Comments

11 Comments
@Hehe I lol’ed. My eye starts twitching when I try to look at study materials, so I need this. Thanks bwog!
@Anonymous Bwog: For the love of God, please remove the post this replies to.
@Anonymous what did it say? i’m curious
@Anonymous Forget it. The apple pie query is better-written and more interesting.
@Anonymous accidentally upvoted. that joke was uncalled for and disappointing.
@Anonymous Why would you think that this is okay??! Who raised you
@Anonymous I understand the sentiment, but what about the apple pie?
@Emma S A man who goes by “Apple Pie” raped Jackie and me once. If you fact check this then you’re a rapist, too.
@Anonymous “The other day we posted a great recipe for apple crisp, but it left many wondering what about the apple pie!?! So here’s a great recipe that’s extremely simple to make.”
http://www.theveganfoodblog.com/2014/10/04/apple-pie/
There. Your quest is over. Be at rest, brave internet warrior.
@What about the apple pie, indeed. “The other day we posted a great recipe for apple crisp, but it left many wondering what about the apple pie!?! So here’s a great recipe that’s extremely simple to make.”
http://www.theveganfoodblog.com/2014/10/04/apple-pie/
There. Your quest is over. Be at rest, brave internet warrior.
@wow. are you f**cking kidding me?