O-face or screaming?

O-face or screaming?

That’s right. It’s already the Sunday before finals begin, which means Primal Scream is happening tonight. Maybe it’s your first year at Columbia. Or maybe you’ve always spent today tucked away in your cozy single with your noise-canceling headphones on. Either way, Mamma Bwog is here to prepare you for Primal Scream:

  1. Make sure you know the exact time.
  2. Around 11:55PM, start doing some breathing exercises so you don’t pass out after only a minute of intense screaming.
  3. At 11:59PM, open a window, go outside of Butler, or, hell, stay inside Butler. We don’t care. Just make sure you’re prepared to deal with the consequences of scaring those diligent studiers around you.
  4. When the clock strikes 12:00, do as Cinderella did and go into a panic. Scream. Yell. Shout. Just let out all of that built up rage and sexual frustration.
  5. Stop screaming. You’ll feel better already.
  6. Tip us videos / stories of anything crazy that happens.

An actual collage of people in Butler tonight via Shutterstock