8 CommentsYesterday we showed you the first glimpse of Columbia’s Class of 2020 from the—now deceased—Lion Order [lion emoji] GroupMe, which included abounding enthusiasm for an idyllic scholar’s life and quite a bit of misguided aggression towards other schools. While we won’t deny those are the two things which Columbia prefrosh most prominently grasp onto in those strange times between the end of high school and the beginning of college—yes, we all remember the last summer undedicated to study abroad or an underpaid internship—we soon realized that there is much more to the Class of 2020. We hope to reveal, in their own words, what the Class of 2020 is really like. To be quite honest, it can be somewhat weird.
Prefrosh Really Like To Rank On Other Schools
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- Hey, if anyone wants to sign us into Plimpton and throw a party, we’re totally down.
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- Quick! Don’t let them see any Spec op-eds!
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- The Columbia Daily Spectador strikes again!
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- On one hand, we doubt this is true. On the other, we could totally see this happening.
Aspiring Political Activists
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- Truly a modern day Leon Czolgosz.
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- Literally shaking.
Things Actual Columbia Students Would Say
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- At least they admit they’re going directly for the money.
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- Classic CC dilemma.
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Just Plain Weird
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- TMI.
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- Glad to see Columbia is expanding its nursery program.
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- Bwog is more like the Portland, coke-on-the-weekends whore.
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- No comment.
So Meta
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- Yeah, it could definitely be worse.
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- That’s the name of our next post!
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- To be fair, it was a Pike party.
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- We definitely poured a couple drinks going through Lion Order.
Screenshots courtesy of Bwog Staff
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@But seriously Dartmouth kids can’t fucking read.
@MoJoJojo We will find you and we will freaking eviscerate you!!!
@PeeniePastawithRedWine Oh and thanks for blurring out my name this time lol
@PeeniePastawithRedWine We will find you and we will defenestrate you…
@repeats Isn’t there enough material without repeating ones from the last post on these young ‘uns?
@Finn Klauber Sorry about that. Replaced it with something new.
@PeeniePastawithRedWine First to catch the snitch gains 150 points and wins the game!
FYI Snitch, we’re coming for you.
@DrunkSwastikaKid WHO IS THE SNITCH STEP UPPPP