You’ve seen Yelp reviews of restaurants, bars, and maybe even some performance halls – but did you know that you can also review Columbia? This website is the last place you’d want to look for opinions when choosing which college to attend, but it is also, apparently, the best place for many to get out their frustration at this institution, as one Bwogger discovered last week when procrastinating by scrolling through MoHi Yelp reviews. She decided to sort reviews of Columbia from lowest to highest, and discovered a treasure trove of disgruntled former students, community visitors, and friends from rival schools who thought Yelp was the best platform upon which to voice their opinions.
You can try out our new favorite procrastination method for yourself here, or check out a few notable reviews that we’ve compiled below.
How much is tuition again?
- Lovely, power-hungry institution
- yhe view
- What 6ft long stuffed bear?
- Asking the important questions …
Wishing they were anywhere else
- Yikes
- Cornell? Are you trying to insult us?
- #exposed
- So did he give NYU five stars?
- If you think there’s no buzz at Columbia, you clearly haven’t been going to the right frat parties
The But and the Lern
- Isn’t this what B@B is for?
- Ah, the smell of book breath in the morning
- Take lessons from the Beer Camper next time
- Wouldn’t you just roll?
Dodging Dodge
- Indeed a lot of showers
- THANKS!
- Several people made this analogy
Tearing into TC
- What 6ft long stuffed bear?
- We can relate
- Isn’t all of CU just a pure money grab?
And finally: the least favorable Barnard review