Mar

7

Sex Butler People Fuck Need: BoredatButler.com Magnetic Haiku

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Boredatbutler.com has a nifty new feature that lists the top 100 words used on the site.

As expected, raunchy words dominate the list – Bwog is especially fond of the delicious liaison between the latest top 5 words “sex” (1), “butler” (2), “people” (3), “fuck” (4) and “need” (5) – but there are some notable exceptions. For one, we have no idea what a “heavyweiner” (28) is, and why anyone would be playing with “fire” (87) in the library (it must be all the Lolita references…).

In the end, there’s not much that one can do with such a list, until you realize that this makes for a very nice Columbia-themed Magnetic Poetry kit. We took a few liberties with tenses and prepositions, but here are our creations:

need to find dead seas

looking for commandments

jewish students help

pretty working girl,

midterms and studying

or hot love and sex?

lonely hub of heat

cusnacks ice cream best help

must buy blown up ass

lonely midterms night

people need blow to study

fucking gpa

Think you can do better? Post your own BoredatButler magnetic haiku in the comments.

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2 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    gay love in the stacks

    butler sex in commandements

    sorry, god disagrees

  2. alex

    heavyweiner went

    straight to gay in butler stacks

    real boys interested?

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