Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
Articles

Sex Butler People Fuck Need: BoredatButler.com Magnetic Haiku

Boredatbutler.com has a nifty new feature that lists the top 100 words used on the site.

As expected, raunchy words dominate the list – Bwog is especially fond of the delicious liaison between the latest top 5 words “sex” (1), “butler” (2), “people” (3), “fuck” (4) and “need” (5) – but there are some notable exceptions. For one, we have no idea what a “heavyweiner” (28) is, and why anyone would be playing with “fire” (87) in the library (it must be all the Lolita references…).

In the end, there’s not much that one can do with such a list, until you realize that this makes for a very nice Columbia-themed Magnetic Poetry kit. We took a few liberties with tenses and prepositions, but here are our creations:

need to find dead seas

looking for commandments

jewish students help

pretty working girl,

midterms and studying

or hot love and sex?

lonely hub of heat

cusnacks ice cream best help

must buy blown up ass

lonely midterms night

people need blow to study

fucking gpa

Think you can do better? Post your own BoredatButler magnetic haiku in the comments.

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

2 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous gay love in the stacks
    butler sex in commandements
    sorry, god disagrees

  • alex says:

    @alex heavyweiner went
    straight to gay in butler stacks
    real boys interested?

  • Have Your Say

    Worst author on Butler Library?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Favorite Comments

    Check out the Chinese robot teachers on the Phys Org X Science web site (read more)
    Callout To Professors Who Clearly Don’t Know What Midterms Are
    February 23, 2019
    That is sad and bizarre. Mort Friedman was too eager to complete the building as a tribute to himself. The (read more)
    NoCo Escalator Problems Due To Toilet Flooding
    February 23, 2019

    Recent Comments

    Check out the Chinese robot teachers on the Phys Org X Science web site (read more)
    Callout To Professors Who Clearly Don’t Know What Midterms Are
    February 23, 2019
    That is sad and bizarre. Mort Friedman was too eager to complete the building as a tribute to himself. The (read more)
    NoCo Escalator Problems Due To Toilet Flooding
    February 23, 2019
    I am sure you find his BFFs Trumps name using those parlors too. (read more)
    Columbia Alum And Donor Robert Kraft Charged With Soliciting Prostitution
    February 22, 2019