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Consolation Prize

Overheard at the Hungarian Pastry Shop, a conversation between two
guys in their late 20s.

Guy 1: So do you like the baby?

Guy 2: Of course, it’s a baby.

Guy 1: Is there any chance that the baby’s yours?

Guy 2: No, she was four months pregnant when I started dating her. But
I certainly did bathe the baby in sperm!

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9 Comments

  • ew says:

    @ew and ew again

  • redonk says:

    @redonk wtf… that is horrible.

  • gah says:

    @gah Most disgusting bwog post ever?

  • um says:

    @um take it away…

  • haha says:

    @haha you prudes, that is hilarious!

  • for real! says:

    @for real! totally hilarious.

  • ew says:

    @ew ew ew ew ew

    and hysterical

  • not even ew says:

    @not even ew totally normal…supposed to be good for the pregnancy

  • hahahaha says:

    @hahahaha I’m amused. Hehehe.

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