You knew something was missing in your life… oh, yeah. The social part. Well, the Bwog is here to cure what ails ya. Today you get FULL ACCESS to this eligible bachelor’s profile. If you have dreams of one day being the girl cropped out of the picture, shoot an email to bwgossip@columbia.edu with a sentence or two pleading your case. If Brett picks you, the Bwog will spring $5 for a coffee date.

Hot? Bothered? Nominate yourself or a friend for next week.

Guy for Girl

Name: Brett Austin Robbins
School: CC
Year: 2009
Major: Philosophy/Spanish
Hometown: Cherry Hill, NJ

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Gone – Kanye West
In the Waiting Line – Garden State Soundtrack
A Day in the Life – The Beatles
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Peanut Butter, orange juice, and steak.
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
A bright orange pair of boxers with alligators smoking pipes.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?
Sleeping.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Clingy girls, anywhere.
So, what are you doing after college?
I am going to make my millions so I can travel the world with the girl of my dreams.
Really? [apparently –ed.]
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia, I thought…
…that veins were not as cool as they are.
Facebook or MySpace?
Facebook

Brett! You’re the one for me!