In our second poetry post of the day, Bwog is happy to announce that both of this week’s personals were offered dates. Pitr’s suitor–who would like to remain anonymous–had a particularly charming proposition, reprinted below.
I have written a series of four haikus in order to try and explain why I love Pitr so, and
why it should be me.
Spat in my face once.
Not expected, shocked staring.
But, very funny.
Would come to lit hum
Unshod, despite heavy snow.
Nearly reported.
Scooter and knee cap.
When they collide, immense pain
Always in a rush.
CC, Lit hum friend
Now so busy that I must
Ask Bwog to pick me.
9 Comments
@Pitr er, the “Nina’s British Wit” one, that is
Bwog’s comment reply system could use some retooling
@Pitr This is the greatest poem involving my name to be written in approximately the last five years
@Anonymous I ONCE MET A GHOST
BY THE NAME OF FLAMMARION
HE WAS A RUDE HOST
AND HIS M.O. WAS “SCARING THEM”
@idle curiosity Who wrote the haiku in the graphic? Where can I find it?
@Poetry Fun Nina’s British Wit
When Combined With Pitr’s Spit
Makes a perfect fit.
@Anonymous Pitr’s scooter fell.
He looked up, there, Nina Bell
She kissed his boo boo.
@Nina Yeah, anonymous doesn’t really work with the face spitting story eh?
@anonymous coward it’s the lovely Nina Bell (http://columbia.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100814)
@Nina Dan Okin, you are a dead man. Lock your door at night.