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Girl for brain transplant (she is taking orgo) | Guy for Indian Princess |
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Name: Max
School: SEAS
Year: 2009
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Takoma Park, MD
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
I don’t have iTunes. But the three songs I play the most are probably Try a Little Tenderness by Otis Redding, Girl by Beck, and Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus. I like love songs.
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
A burger from the Burger Joint at the Parker Meridian, a cupcake from Magnolia’s, and a Tom’s milkshake
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Commando
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
The same thing we do every Sunday afternoon, Pinky. Trying to take over the world!
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Wrestling She-Hulk
So, what are you doing after college?
Riding the rails with my hobo brethren
When I first came to Columbia, I thought….
I need to buy some underwear
TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?
Down with Fro-Yo!
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Flight so I could dunk in basketball
Unusual talents?
I can enjoy Cirque Du Soleil
MySpace or Facebook?
Mark Zuckerberg ran over my dog, so I guess MySpace
Max, prove that you go commando!
Name: Layla
School: SEAS
Year: 2009
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Hometown: Exton, PA
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Ben Folds “Late”
Michigan’s fight song “Hail to the Victors”
Counting Crows “A Long December”
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
Tomatoes
Chicken Kabobs
Rice
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
I don’t play favorites with underwear.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
Studying in the 17th floor Schapiro Lounge.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Not My Boyfriend?
So, what are you doing after college?
I’m going to go south of 108th street.
When I first came to Columbia, I thought…
What’s bubble tea?
TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?
TCBY. I can’t tell the difference between the Tasti D-lite flavors!
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Invisibility. I’m in SEAS, so I already have X-Ray vision.
Unusual talents?
I can wiggle my ears.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace was always stupid, but they’re both bad now. Facebook displays your every move, and MySpace is full of people who WANT to do that.
Layla, I want to tutor you!
7 Comments
@Alum I love how bwog always posts two people in tandem who are meant for each other. Max + Layla, get it on!
@yeah layla is adorable! i love her response to the facebook vs. myspace question.
@varun haha, oh max.
@MaxSUCKS Max just looks like the kinda guy who meets these little indian girls and then tosses them into walls for fun
@Kharmette Max baby, call me 212-853-5084
@wjc cigars can go in places other than the mouth.
@jet eww. who would want to date a smoker?