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Girl for brain transplant (she is taking orgo) Guy for Indian Princess

 

 


Name:  Max

School:  SEAS

Year:  2009

Major:  Computer Science

Hometown:  Takoma Park, MD

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

I don’t have iTunes.  But the three songs I play the most are probably Try a Little Tenderness by Otis Redding, Girl by Beck, and Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus.  I like love songs.

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

A burger from the Burger Joint at the Parker Meridian, a cupcake from Magnolia’s, and a Tom’s milkshake

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

Commando

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

The same thing we do every Sunday afternoon, Pinky.  Trying to take over the world!

Nightmare date in three words or less:

Wrestling She-Hulk

So, what are you doing after college?

Riding the rails with my hobo brethren

When I first came to Columbia, I thought….

I need to buy some underwear

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

Down with Fro-Yo!

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Flight so I could dunk in basketball

Unusual talents?

I can enjoy Cirque Du Soleil

MySpace or Facebook?

Mark Zuckerberg ran over my dog, so I guess MySpace

Max, prove that you go commando!

Name: Layla

School: SEAS

Year: 2009

Major: Biomedical Engineering

Hometown: Exton, PA

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

Ben Folds “Late”

Michigan’s fight song “Hail to the Victors”

Counting Crows “A Long December”

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

Tomatoes

Chicken Kabobs

Rice

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

I don’t play favorites with underwear.

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

Studying in the 17th floor Schapiro Lounge.

Nightmare date in three words or less:

Not My Boyfriend?

So, what are you doing after college?

I’m going to go south of 108th street.

When I first came to Columbia, I thought…

What’s bubble tea?

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

TCBY.  I can’t tell the difference between the Tasti D-lite flavors!

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Invisibility.  I’m in SEAS, so I already have X-Ray vision.

Unusual talents?

I can wiggle my ears.

MySpace or Facebook?

MySpace was always stupid, but they’re both bad now.  Facebook displays your every move, and MySpace is full of people who WANT to do that.



Layla, I want to tutor you!