Bwog dredged the cynicism and negativity from its collective soul a few weeks ago, and pissed a few of you off in the process. Well, that was winter. With spring comes renewal, and lists of things that are shiny and new and exciting! Meanwhile, Bwog is pooped, so you may not be hearing from us as frequently. Have fun on your exotic getaways (or mundane weeks on the living room couch). The fun starts again soon.

hgfGayatri Spivak

FreshDirect

BorrowDirect

kumquats

UK spelling

petty theft

flyers condemning petty theft

hopscotch

Dixieland jazz

pancakes

Robert Maschio

body stubble

shaved heads

multivitamins

three ring binders

hole punchers

nepotism

bagel lady who has replaced bagel man at Ferris

raccoon hats (these are not coonskin caps)

going to bed at 11:00 PM, waking up at 7:00 PM

breakfast

apparently, masturbating in front of the butler circulation desk at 3:30 AM during midterm week

Ovid

E-40

Riverside Drive

ping pong

cheerleading

Leif Erickson

old timey fisticuffs

whiskey

Michael Douglas

Alec Baldwin

horizontally stacked books

the butt

Columbia College Today

kindness

tea

Austin, TX

Cardigans

Parisian suburbs

identity politics and anti-imperialism in art museums

the sublime

London fashion

masculinity

adolescence

Helen Mirren

Heroes, season 2

Adorno

deuniversalizing whiteness

high school nostalgia

hyphy

tv on dvd

gmail

gchat

google calendar

google documents

anything google touches

beer

evolution

D’Ag points

snobbery

the metaphysical poets

hats

ballet flats

Café Fresh

nailbiting

analog clock faces

introspection

cough drops

Pandora

earmuffs

Broken Thought

being earnest

guided democracy

Chacos and Timbuk2 bags

faux fur with sunglasses

Rod Majors

The Jester

global cooling

way-too-long Bwog posts

brown rice

the future

Chipotle

first-year gossip

CU Players

1020

Amsterdam Avenue

West Side Market

winter

197a plans

perjury

cutting and running

over-use of Butler

under-use of Lehman

postering

butter

Nepal

graduating early…or late.

the SIPA cafe

iPhones

work study

mixtapes

small pets in dorms

WBAR pronounced as “w-bar”

train trips to outlying NYC regions

Brooklyn Botanical Gardens

multi-media all over the Spec website

sock-hop-style rock n’ roll

street bouquets

hand-written notes when you really mean it

blood oranges

chalk

bartering

STA travel

Shake Shack (re-opens March 21!)

Pinkberry

Jeff Wall

irony

alarmism

Conservapedia

Lists:

Grocery

– Instant pudding

– Salad fixings

– tuna and cheddar

– warm bread

– polenta

– 1%

– Annies

– OJ

Hit

– People who pace while on the phone

– People who are not funny and don’t realize it

– People who fart and run

– Pigeon killers

– Line cutters, esp. if they pretend to be your friend

Long

(see above)