If you haven’t read the post below, he’s been nabbed
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Ah, College Confidential: wrecking the nerves of pre-frosh everywhere since you were in high school
Interview with a Gilmore Girl, Barnard alum, and (apparently) former Furnald resident? Lucky.
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Perez Hilton to save the world from hipster domination?
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@nellie sucks honestly, who would you rather look like, Perez Hilton or a member of The Strokes?
@Elna Well, not Armind, since I am disagreeing with him. I agree with commentor #20.
@Elna I agree with Armin; it’s been proven in many psychological studies that serial killers and violent criminals don’t suffer from low self-esteem. Rather, they have such a big sense of self that it manifests as extreme narcissim.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9A02EEDA1538F932A35753C1A9649C8B63
@Armin Rosen is really off on this one: “Cho was not just invisible to those around him, but invisible to himself as well: by shaving off his weapons’ serial numbers, carrying no identification, and committing suicide in a way that would obscure his most individual physical feature-his face-he argued against his own humanity and individuality.”
This analysis is a massive stretch, considering the kid shot pictures of himself brandishing guns, and sent a video closeup to a major network in which he uses “I” constantly.
@confused lauren graham lived in furnald even though she went to barnard? and john jay? that doesnt make sense to me….
@rules must have been different back then
@Anonymous I was at Barnard in the ’70s and lived in Furnald as a senior (had a great lottery number).
@ROFL CCCP LMAO DPRK LOL USSR
@wtf omg lol bbq?
@Xoxo ttsttmf 2law blog!
@RE: CollegeCon I believe XOXOHTH is the credited response
@wanker BWOGPWNED!
@Dan Okin Dan Okin doesn’t get on the intercube.
Dan Okin uses the intertubes. He is an engineer and knows all about complex tubing.
Dan Okin doesn’t eat ice cream. Ice cream is eaten by little girls and tastes sweet. Dan Okin eats red meat and washes it down with scotch.
That’s why I’m motherfucking Dan Okin.
Bitch.
@re:dhi i thought you made a good point. so there.
umm, i’m dan okin, bitch?
@No you aren't. I’m Dan Okin.
The real Dan Okin is a confident motherfucker.
He’d never question mark a statement asserting he is himself.
And that’s why, once again, I’m Dan Okin.
Bitch.
@omg DAN OKIN IS ON THE INTERCUBE?
DAN OKIN IS MY HERO
PLEASE DAN OKIN WHILE YOU ARE STILL THERES!!! Say to us what you your favorite flavor of ice cream is so that we can mention what Dan Okin’s favorite flavor is whenever we play a get to know you game where someone asks about the favorite flavor of ice cream
@DHI The term “hipster” is ill-defined, but if anything, wouldn’t a shameless and trivial obsession with mainstream celebrity justify the rejection or ironic interpretation of mainstream culture? I’m not a huge fan of the hipsters, but damn, we might even need them if they’re opposed to this celebrity obsession.
@Stop parrotng Stop parrotng your professors’ opinions.
@DHI Dude, I don’t have a professor who talks about hipsters and celebrities.
Here’s my professor’s opinions:
LET US RECONSIDER RECONSTRUCTION SHALL WE???
I AM SAYING SOME SHIT IN SPANISH THAT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND
MY OPINION IS THAT YOU ARE A POOR STUDENT
and so on.
I admit I sounded like an ass, but don’t blame my professors for it.
@Awww Don’t you know that you should never, ever apologize on the Internet? Obviously you’re taking ‘real’ classes; as opposed to the fake one’s I’ve been taking where the teacher spouts out opinions on hipsters!
@Thank God I wasn’t the only one who stopped on that sentence…that was literally the first time the spec made me vomit in my mouth
@Unfortunately it won’t be the last!
Dan Okin signing out.
Bitch
@yes that was one of the most idiotic and inconclusive– as well as pointless– opinion pieces i’ve ever read. not “ever read in spec,” but “EVER READ.”
@Eh? “Perez is not our Capote-he’s our Martin Luther King”
Man, MLK’s era’s Martin Luther King was a fucking million times better than ours is, then. If only Perez Hilton had been shot instead of King.