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Senior Wisdom: James Williams

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James Leighman Williams

Claims to fame:

2 time Men’s captain of fencing team, 2006 Member of Men’s National Team, All American, 1st Team All Ivy, 2 time All Ivy Academic, blah de blah blah blah. Most importantly… 2005 CU Assassins champion

Preferred swim test stroke?  

I think it’s called the dog paddle.

What are three things you learned at Columbia? 

1.  They can tell when you don’t do the reading.  2.  It doesn’t help too much to put a towel under the door.  3.  Most points, least meals.

Justify your existence in 30 words or less.

I think existence is right but I think I could learn to cook.  So you should keep me around.

What was your favorite controversy in your time at Columbia?

Something about money or God.  Maybe the banana thing.

Which professor do you think would be the best kisser?

I have no idea.

What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins?

10%

Would you rather permanently give up oral sex or cheese?

I abstain, but only from answering the question.

Days on campus memory?

Meeting Avi Zenilman and being continually shocked.

Regrets?

I wish I had worked harder and I wish I had partied a lot more.

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26 Comments

  1. wow  

    that was boring. only the "abstain" comment was remotely clever.

  2. Iiii  

    liked it! More of these!

  3. llll  

    boriiiinnnnggg.

    the guy certainly seems accomplished, but why bother publishing this article when it's so devoid of anything interesting.

  4. it's true  

    that this article could have been more interesting. I love James, and he's really not that quiet. I call for a sequel!

  5. i'de....  

    be careful to criticise the man... he could beat any of us in a duel any time

  6. this post was  

    BOOORRRINNGGGGGGG

  7. jrodney

    james' junk is at least a long as kogler's

  8. clever?  

    If he's joking with the "regrets" question, it's funny. But if not, it's... not.

  9. s!!  

    only boring people get bored

  10. hello  

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  11. CML  

    It wasn't James' fault that the questions are kinda lame. Hilarious interviews should be more open-ended.

  12. who cares  

    fuck the responses, why is the photo not showing how damn good looking he is?

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