Name: James Leighman Williams
Claims to fame:
2 time Men’s captain of fencing team, 2006 Member of Men’s National Team, All American, 1st Team All Ivy, 2 time All Ivy Academic, blah de blah blah blah. Most importantly… 2005 CU Assassins champion
Preferred swim test stroke?
I think it’s called the dog paddle.
What are three things you learned at Columbia?
1. They can tell when you don’t do the reading. 2. It doesn’t help too much to put a towel under the door. 3. Most points, least meals.
Justify your existence in 30 words or less.
I think existence is right but I think I could learn to cook. So you should keep me around.
What was your favorite controversy in your time at Columbia?
Something about money or God. Maybe the banana thing.
Which professor do you think would be the best kisser?
I have no idea.
What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins?
Would you rather permanently give up oral sex or cheese?
I abstain, but only from answering the question.
Days on campus memory?
Meeting Avi Zenilman and being continually shocked.
I wish I had worked harder and I wish I had partied a lot more.