Sep

30

Ahmadinejad in a red cocktail dress.

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One week from the infamous day, we offer this SNL original. It’s no “Dick in a Box,” but it’s pretty close.

Andy Samberg and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, together at last.

Meanwhile, tipster Samiha Rahman pointed out that over on Capitol Hill (or rather California’s 52nd congressional district), Republican congressman/dubious quasi-misogynist Duncan Hunter has introduced a bill called the Restore Patriotism to University Campuses Act. Hunter hopes to prohibit federal grants to or contracts with Columbia, and draw more attention to his presidential campaign. Hunter, armed with only a ferocious distaste for logic, took a stance against Bollinger’s invitation of Ahmadinejad. “Through their invitation, Columbia University provided a public, prestigious platform on United States soil from which on September 24, 2007, President Ahmadinejad spoke and defended his wide-ranging support for terrorist activities,” Hunter wrote. Dick in a box, indeed.

– JNW

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16 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    Dude. Awesome.

  2. also  

    SNL last night with LeBron cracked two jokes about Ahmadinejad and Columbia during their "news updates"

  3. this  

    made my Sunday earlier today!

  4. lol  

    Andy Samberg is awesome!

  5. Brilliant!

    "You can deny the Holocaust all you want, but you can't deny that there's something between us.

    You say there's no gays in Iran, but you're in New York now baby!"

    They really pulled out all the stops with that cameo at the end..."

  6. wicked

    andy samberg = genius... this shizzle rocks.

  7. alsoo  

    Hunter is also seeking the REpublican nomatnion for president

  8. and your  

    hairy butt.

    yeah.

    • ah!  

      so THAT was what he said!

      Yeesh, I wish the sound quality on the video were a little better though, it took me a few times to understand everything. All in all though, hilarious.

  9. i'm just saying....  

    basically, some of SNL's greatest work (lately)

  10. rjt  

    Oh my God, this is so much better than Dick in a Box.

  11. lyrics  

    They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
    And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth
    My heart tells me you’re the one for me

    Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news
    You hating gays, I was eating food
    I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said
    You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
    Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
    Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest
    my mind says no but my body says yes
    You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
    Our love for each other is like when atoms collide
    Can’t express how I feel, and yo Adam let’s ride

    And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

    He ran, for the president of Iran
    We ran together to a tropical island
    My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
    Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
    They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
    You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel

    S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’
    You can be the port that I put my vessel in
    So I try to (?) but you can still see me
    With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
    And your hairy butt… Yeah.

    And Iran, Iran so far away
    Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
    Used to look at the stars and dream
    Around the world the same stars we’re seeing
    And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

    Talk smooth to me, in the night sky
    With you pants high waisted, damn so fly
    We can take a trip to the animal zoo
    And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
    Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo
    Hope you look at my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
    You say (?) but they already do
    You should know by now, it’s you.

    You crazy for this world Mahmoud
    So give us another holocaust all you want
    But you can’t deny that there’s something between us
    I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
    But you’re in New York now baby
    So time to stop hating(?) and start living

  12. I think it's:  

    You can deny the holocaust all you want
    But you can’t deny that there’s something between us

  13. additions  

    "You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
    "
    ---> Nuclear threat? The only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me

    "S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’"

    ---> "S&M, nestlin', when we’re wrestlin’

    "You say (?) but they already do
    You should know by now, it’s you."

    ---> You say Iran don't got the bomb but they already do-You should know by now, it’s you.

    "So time to stop hating(?) and start living"

    ---> So time to stop hiding, and start living

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