26 Comments
Fruit Paunch, Columbia’s oldest improv comedy group, is having auditions tonight in the Broadway SkyLounge at 8 pm.
A few things:
- Fruit Paunch. Wouldn’t it be fun it it were called Fruit Pun-ch? Meta! And yet, not so!
- Wouldn’t it also be fun if an equally pun-loving (!) rival comedy troupe formed and called themselves The Original Kings of Comedy? Kings. Because this is Columbia, and there was that other consortium of comedians with the same name that included Bernie Mac. And also it would be ironic because they wouldn’t be the “Original” kings of anything. Because Fruit Paunch would have beaten them to the punch. Or should we say paunch?
Loading …
26 Comments
@Colin Both Paunch and Sweeps are better than Klaritin.
@alexw Dear Internet,
I am a member of Sweeps, and I like both groups.
Is this allowed? Please get back to me.
-Alex
@topto Alex Weinberg + Jeff Julian + Justin Grace = Klaritin = awesome
@almost as funny as that time Justin Grace fucked a dead chicken on stage.
@justin Man, a boy rubs his parts near a dead chicken one time and all of a sudden he’s fucked a dead chicken for life. It makes polishing my three championship belts a lot harder on the ego.
@COME ON Play fair, Paunch. Do you really need a Bwog post all to yourself?
@Prospero I lul’d.
@alex the parrot you be good, see you tomorrow. i love you.
@Sprinkles I was so sad to hear Alex the parrot died :(
@mouse because all these fruit paunch posts clearly are coming from impartial observers.
@Klaritin rocks!
@obviously could only be posted a) by klaritin or a friend of the group or b) sarcastically
@klaritin = painfully unfunny
also
= “sweeps”, now, apparently. i have no idea why, though.
@Tea Party.
@Alum Sorry, Bwog. Your name is funnier than this post.
@sad 2007 leaving has really left the campus performing arts community reeling. we miss you guys
@The Eiffel Tower We miss you too!
Fight the good fight.
-grads-
@oh, come on 'pft' Addison is good, but the group has done shows without him that were great. And they will get more good people this year.
The seniors will be missed, but the group will rock on.
@pft Addison Anderson was the only comedy on campus. Now everything is shit.
@Fruit Paunch = the only comedy troupe on campus worth anything. Chowdah is total shit.
@Not True There’s that Barnard humor group– they do that nighttime street parade thing? Pretty original stuff, cracked me up.
@WOWEE THIS IS HILARIOUS
yawn
@funny people Funniest troupe on campus.
@OMG FRUIT PAUNCH IS SO FUNNY!
@oh, oh my, overload
@me! nope