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Bwog played around with Google at work yesterday. Here’s what Google suggests we’re trying to find when the bolded word is typed into the search bar:
Butler Library
Butler Library columbia
Butler Library hours
Butler Library columbia university
Tao Tan
Tao tanning lotion
Tao tantra
Tao tang
Tao Tan lehman
Columbia Spectator
Columbia Spectator online
Columbia Spectator noose
Columbia Spectator madison
Columbia Spectator newspaper
Columbia Spectator blog
Barnard
Barnardos
Barnard marcus
Barnard college
Barnard castle
Barnard castle school
Columbia
Columbia university
Columbia house
Columbia sportswear
Columbia college
Columbia jackets
Columbia sc
Gayatri Spivak
Gayatri Spivak can the subaltern speak
Gayatri Spivak columbia
Gayatry Spivak
Bruce Robbins
Bruce Robbins columbia
Bruce Robbins sweatshop sublime
Tasti D Lite
Tasti D Lite nyc
Tasti D Lite calories
Tasti D Lite nurtrition
Tasti D Lite nurtrition facts
Tasti D Lite delivery
Columbia students
Columbia students walk out
Columbia students walkout
Barnard Student
Barnard Student store
Barnard Student webmail
Barnard Student directory
Matt Sanchez
Matt Sanchez rob majors
Matt Sanchez usc
Matt Sanchez pictures
Matt Sanchez video
Matt Sanchez photos
Matt Sanchez videoegg
Columbia football
Columbia football schedule
Columbia football team
Columbia football stadium
Bwog
Bwog columbia
Bodog.net
Bugnet
Bwogo
Dennis Dalton
Dennis Dalton jewelry
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@i don't know... the matt sanchez videos and pictures is pretty funny – but it would be better if it were “pixxx”
@yeah but Pretty funny that “Tao Tan Lehman” came up, since Tao Tan works for Lehman Brothers.
@boring i fell asleep halfway through this boring entry
@it's not a googlism unless you include “is” after the name. example: “bwog is”
FAIL.
@agree it should be bwog policy to post your initials at the end of each entry. if you aren’t proud of your article, it shouldn’t be getting published.
@true man but when i used to write for the spec, they would publish my shitty articles even though i would tell them not to. it was my bad for signing up though.
@cc '10 haha i just liked the fact that barnard college placed 3rd when searching. suck it.
@Rudolf Rocker oh my god please get laid. please.
@AND i typed this shit into google, and it’s not what i got.
@that's because you’re a moron. Read the title of the article.
Don’t feel too bad though, you’re not any more of a moron than the brilliant author who posted this utter waste of 30s of my life.
Reading this was like trying really hard to get your girlfriend off, only to realize that she’s been dead for an hour. UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT.
@?!?!?! that’s happened to you too?!?!
@every fucking time, man! I don’t know what it is! could…could it be the bat i take to their head beforehand? It just doesn’t seem right.
@wtf these arent even amusing. what made you think people would want to see this?
@useless post but redeemable by barnard mucus.
oh wait, marcus.
okay, now it is just an inexcusable post.
@dghf I wonder if these pointless posts are all the work of one bwogger? If so could you please post your name/initials at the start of the post so I can start skipping posts from the more boring bwoggers?
@asdf i’m tireda using technology…