48 CommentsThese seniors may be worried about the future, but we foresee romance in their immediate present. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we’ll provide the $5 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.
GUY FOR GUY
Name: Jonathan Mason
Year: Senior
School: CC
Major: History
Hometown: Columbus, MS
Best Book You’ve Read for Class: Homage to Catalonia by Orwell
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: I read a lot of reviews on JSTOR, which allows me ample time for…
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate:
Facebook-stalking people I’ve never met. This is ongoing.
Beverage of choice: unlimited soda
What are your most played songs on iTunes?
You’re so Gangsta, Chromeo
John Wayne Gacy, Jr., Sufjan Stevens
It 5, Architecture in Helsinki
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
Just a Song about Ping Pong, Operator Please
New York, I Love You, LCD Soundsystem
I Got Love, Nate Dogg
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: any of the Indian burritos at Roti Roll
The title of your memoir: 2 Girls, 1 Cup
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: breakfast
Thing you’re looking forward to most this year: homework-free
weekends and moving out of Morningside Heights
Thing you’re looking forward to least this year: supporting myself
financially
GUY FOR GIRL
Name: Christian Enrique Piña
Year: 2008
School: Columbia College
Major: Hispanic Studies; Biology Concentration
Hometown: Queens, New York City
Best Book You’ve Read for Class:
Rousseau’ss The Social Contract, John Lockhart’s Nahuatl As Written,
Mariano Azuela’s Los De Abajo, Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class:
The Hatchet in junior high. And then its equally horrible sequel, The River.
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate:
Consecutively watch too many cheesey 80s montage videos on YouTube to
get ‘psyched,’ then switch to EVERY single ‘Top 10 moments of The
Office (US).’
Beverage of choice: Red wine, yerba mate, apple juice
What are your most played songs on iTunes?
If I Ever Leave This World Alive, Flogging Molly
Us Placers, Child Rebel Soldiers
Darshas, B21
Roll it Gal, J-Status
Nothing Even Matters, Lauryn Hill
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
The Circle of Life, from the Lion King
Si Somos Americanos, Victor Jara
One More Chance (Remix), The Notorious B.I.G.
S.O.S. (Bush Babies), Mos Def
All songs from Mile Davis’ Birth Of Cool album
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal:
Carne asada burrito from Tacqueria y Fonda with a side plate of limes,
and a Jarrito, then pick up a beef pattie and some grape drink on the
way home from the bodega.
The title of your memoir:
The Tropicality and Serendipitous Wanderings of a Pineapple in the
Rotten Apple: The Christian PIÑA Story
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: So, dancing after this sundae?
Thing you’re looking forward to most this year:
Thailand! Also, sadly enough, my first spring break trip – Jamaica
maybe? Mo Fire Mon!
Thing you’re looking forward to least this year:
Applications, interviews, general anxiety about post-graduation life.
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48 Comments
@ugh both are unattractive though i must say the second one i have seen before and he is not the looker
@latina CHRISTIAN IS CALIENTE!
@mannn jonathan mason looks soooo much hotter on facebook than in the picture above. new picture pleeease!
@mannn i think it’s the lack of facial hair that makes him hot. he should shave.
@lets be honest they are guys that go to CU. come on people, how hot do you expect them to be?
@... The girl that is cut off in Christian’s picture looks far more interesting than either of those two fellows.
@sweetness bachelor #1 is the hottest thing in HISTW 3026. He can have me.
@just peeped jonathan’s facebook and he’s actually pretty cute. well dressed/groomed etc. christian is attractive as well, you can tell he knows it, though. oh facebook
@heresy hatchet was the best part of middle school. we can’t be friends, christian.
@2 girls Excellent reference to Two Girls, One Cup, Mase.
@i love christian!
@looking for flava I think Tacqueria makes the blandest burritos ever. I guess it wasn’t meant to be.
@varun i think christian and i have some sort of missed connection or something
…
@me. me: spiky asian hair
you: wristband, jeans and bhangra tshirt
email me
@his suitemate boy, that Christian dude is probably the most sexy/mysterious Hispanic dude I’ve ever experienced. I would experience him any hour of the day.
@oh ew? I always see Christian on campus with a different girl every week. That picture can’t be too much of an exaggeration/flattering
@frammit now i want a jarrito.
@yes jonathan mason is hot!
@oopsy, 28 again in case you didn’t get it, the first video link is NOT FUCKING SAVE FOR WORK/SCHOOL/LIFE
@mmm jonathan mason is a sexy mofo
@Midget Jonathan, why won’t you let me love you?
@oh ew that guy christian doesnt look like tht in real lfe. very flattering picture. in real life, hes really short, has a huge head and bad skin. sorrrrry
@yeah I agree with this accurate description…and I get the feeling he could be guy for guy…
@heyvarun varun, you are shameless
@veritas http://www.boredatcolumbia.net/tags/veritas/
@oregano hey christian, how many times a day do you get the Wilmer Valderamma comparison? 3? 10?
@#me# What is “2 Girls, 1 Cup”???
@hehe google it. then come back!
@i'm glad you asked 2 girls 1 cup is an extremely foul video; so base, in fact, that a vibrant online community has formed around videotaping peoples’ reactions to watching it.
For the stout of heart:
http://www.2girls1cup.com/
And a reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paxs_FgT90I
@jonathan mason is gay, right?
@anon his facebook says he’s gay
@oh come on peeps i would totally let #1 stick it in. i am a judgmental person but please stop the hate.
@me! when i read this the first time and the first guy’s heading said “guy for guy” it made a whole lot more sense. i like sufijan, but c’mon, you listen to his weirdest song. flambée
@Ohhhh I’m not retarded then – I thought I had imagined the Guy to Guy thing. But you’re right, the profile made more sense then.
@Contact You may reach Bachelor number 2 at 646.209.5179
@varun and by him i mean christian. mmm mmm.
@varun i would do him
@wow Bachelor 1: You are NOT going to capture girls’ hearts with “2 Girls, 1 cup” references. Not even because it’s gross. But because it’s just not funny anymore.
@christian is adorable in real life..
@oooohhh someone’s got a secret.
quick change on the “guy for guy” up top.
it’s okay friend, diana ross did it too.
@alum man i hadn’t thought of Morningside food until just now, and fuck i want me some bombay frankie. roti rolls and that fucking spicy popcorn shrimp. fuck fuck fuck.
@hotter than hottie The second one’s cute and seems cool, but the top one definitely looks like a psycho serial killer.
@Me oh i don’t who choose between the two, they are both are so hot!!! esp. bachelor #2.
@eeww ew ew ew
@Indian Burrito? You will never find love with ignorant talk like that. It’s called a frankie.
@hmm both seem pretty contrived….and irrationally into themselves….
@huh have any of these personals seriously ever found people?
@hottie both lame