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Like it or not (and you probably don’t), the unstoppable frustrated mess that is Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. And with it, bags of pink and pretty candy have already hit stores. The most iconic mid-February sweet is perhaps the Candy Heart, the mostly gross and chalky tiny hearts with zeitgeist-y sayings like “Page Me” and “You + Me 4ever” on them.
Bwog’s interested in what phrase (twenty characters or less) you would choose to put on a Candy Heart. Email bwog@columbia.edu with as many suggestions as you want by February 13th at 11:59 PM. We’ll post the best and then vote. The winner will receive a Valentine’s Day treat and will be successful in all their romantic endeavors this year.
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@another.... HERPES IS 4EVER
@my idea ))((
@that should be ))< >((
@assman I think I detect a theme…
@Exactly Twenty This year, ass to mouth?
@Anonymous Stir in Drink
;)
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@cc08 “anal tonite?”
@better anal 2nite?
@true that is better
@LOL I vote for “anal 2nite” to be the winner. Absolutely stellar.
@sloshy “Earwig Honey and Bone Meal”
@What did one Chinese infantryman say to the in the Sino-Japanese War on February 14th, 1895?
General Nozu Michitsura’s 5th Provincial Division has taken the Liaodong Peninsula and is currently marching towards Weihaiwei. We will surely die.
@Moran Ah, the original “Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre.”
@that was so weak, bwog punster.
@what did one chemistry major say to the other on Feb. 14th?
Wanna be my valence-tine?
@how about U SUCK
@i think zeitgeist-ish.
@The Unnamable The other side of the “I CAN’T GO ON” heart should say “I’LL GO ON.”
@Hehe Got it!
@Anonymous super poke
@VD Day Just the tip promise
This isn’t GHB ;)
This IS GHB ;)
I did your mom
… and your dad …
Your sister’s hot
My sis is hotter.
@Anonymous “Eat My Gigantic Dick”
It works on at least three levels.