Real estate is a steal: PrezBo’s henchmen nabbed two new buildings this past week. One can reasonably assume that the Manhattanville location will be absorbed into our financially-delayed behemoth. But the 113th Street purchase? It’d make a killer residence hall.
Impossible decisions are everywhere: Change we need, but probably not that we can believe in. Poor Barack wishes the Guantanamo detainees would just vanish like as Flex has.
Stiglitz is, like, famous: And the economy is in such bad shape that he’s reduced to name-dropping dead guys. Like this guy he knew at Yale, who didn’t agree with him. But that was then.
Celebrities also make mistakes: Hermione may not be gracing us with her presence in the fall, despite our hopes to see someone other than Franco that other crime-ridden city wants her.
Correlation is causation: Marked by the disappearance of a certain feathered friend, the severity of heart attacks has been on the decline (for people who don’t have midterms).
Your money is gone: PrezBo won’t be winning his money back any time soon, since in the effort to reduce meaningless securities lawsuits, they made it harder to file meaningful ones. A Columbia law professor has a possible workaround, but MrsBo will still be mad.
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