You have a lot of reading? What a coincidence – me too! We could complain, complain some more, realize its worth, and then sit down and do it. But if we use up our print quota, we can always drop out and explore these alternative careers:

Become an organic farmer (your education is useful, we swear).

All you need is a computer and a little english – become the next YouTube American Idol!

And remember, if you ever decide to go back to school, the internet will always be there for you.