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Winner of the Second Comment Competition

We’re a little late with this award, but congratulations to Michael W., the winner of the second-round of our commenting competition. Not only was his comment on our Pillow Fight photo album sufficiently epic, but he also showed great skill in actually leaving an email address, as per the rules.

For his wit and competent display of reading comprehension, Michael receives our grand prize package: a cotton t-shirt declaring his victory, and a used DVD of Dane Cook’s latest stand-up special (buying a second t-shirt has put us into chapter 11).

Didn’t make it this time? Stick around – the competition will resume during midterm week and finals in the fall.

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  • confession says:

    @confession i know this makes me totally not cool, but i actually think dane cook is funny.

    1. brown person says:

      @brown person you must be white

      1. nope says:

        @nope i’m actually pretty brown

    2. rational person says:

      @rational person you must be an idiot

  • confused person says:

    @confused person who’s dane cook?

    1. Jim Bo says:

      @Jim Bo who’s dane cook? How comfortable is that rock you’ve been hiding under for the last 5 years?

      1. I envy that rock... says:

        @I envy that rock... That rock exists in a world without “Good Luck Chuck”.

        You wish you were that rock.

  • WTF says:

    @WTF this was so rigged bwog

  • BWOG says:


  • wow says:

    @wow i laughed out loud at this comment. i obviously didn’t read all the other possibilities, but this one seems deserving.

  • Ahahahaaa says:

    @Ahahahaaa Well chosen, Bwog.

    1. hahaha.... says:

      @hahaha.... as someone who left farmland to come here, i find this epically humorous.

      i wonder how they propose to affordably feed millions of people on organic and “humanely” treated food.

    2. Erin Axelrod? says:

      @Erin Axelrod? Gets to intern at the hometown of Sierra Nevada beer… that girl is my effing hero. Lucky it’s not me, cuz I’d be the first to fail outta an internship. GL Erin, have fun, whoever you are, lucky dork.

  • internal consistency says:

    @internal consistency Didn’t like the comment. Sitting on steps + wheelchair = false.

  • Michael W says:

    @Michael W And I still haven’t gotten my T-shirt…

    thanks internet.

    this guy^ people sit in wheel chairs, and chill on low steps, don’t be ignorant, handicapped ppl are still ppl.

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