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We owe ya one, Mayor Bloomberg! A faithful Lerner-roaming tipster noticed what looks to be a new NYC Condom dispenser in Lerner’s 5th floor SDA complex.
There seems to be a sign above the contraption with an arrow pointing directly below, indicating that free condoms can be obtained here. Good thing they clarified, ’cause we had assumed it contained falafel.
Now , Bwog couldn’t help but wonder which of the groups using Lerner 5 next year may have requested this Silver Orb of Responsible Decisions. Could it be the Pre Law Society, Engineers Without Borders, Sounds of China, The Inter-Greek Council Judicial Board, or the Romanian Club? Happy guessing!
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@kjjk yay, Bwog is funny again!
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@too late? what do you do when it’s 8:02 pm and the building is closed?
@huzzah now student council members can have protected sex in the sgo. sweet.
@kjr Hey bwog:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601110&sid=aGL9HLLTQvLo
Make it good please, I’d like a laugh.
@no, it has to have been Columbia catholic undergrads
@haha nope, with the exception of the people on the board, everybody else is pretty rational
@Actually, the NSOP Committee, currently working in that office, requested them.
@posers what’s up with lerner 5 trying to be the new stacks? they think just cuz they’ve got free rubbers now they displace 100+ years of steamy study breaks?
@too bad no one at columbia actually has use for condoms. except for stocking up on and them and pretending to get laid.
@tsk, tsk How’s that chip on your shoulder, pal? Chocolatey I hope.
I guess the distributor’s a good thing but for people who don’t use Lerner 5 it’s a bit far off. Not exactly available in an emergency. Especially since we Duane Reade two streets down.
@Those Romanians are horny motherfuckers
@Anonymous nyc condoms are the worst theyre too tight and extremely uncomfortable
@ha that sucks for people with big penises. perfect fit for me.
@noko Pretty sure it wasn’t engineers without borders, being an engineer is all the protection you need.