Manhattan finally finds a use for the long-abandoned Virgin Megastore storefront in Union Square. (NY Post)

Eating the $32 “Viagra Soup” in Brooklyn or Queens is a paltry substitute for living in Manhattan. (NY Daily News)

A 6-year-old Coloradan boy desperately tries to fly to Manhattan in a homemade helium balloon… what? (NY Daily News, NY Mag)

Manhattan literally dons its plaid shirt and skinny jeans in anticipation of the opening day of Where the Wild Things Are. (NY1)

Manhattan’s own Mark Madoff, son and former head trader for Bernie, gets a hotel room for the night with his Vespa. (NY Post)

And this is why we should all just wear hats and call it a day. (Spec)