Good news–it’s Monday and the city’s subway system is returning to normal operations after the MTA decided it was a good idea to repair 18 of its 20 lines at once this past weekend. (NYT)

More shocking news as a new study released by the American Mustache Institute reveals that men with mustaches earn more than ones with beards or no facial hair. (NBCNY)

In not-so-shocking news, mothers don’t want their daughters to be “slutty” on Halloween. (NYP)

And at last good news for the fashionable: there is finally a club that wants to “unite the fashion force on campus.” (Spec)

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