Jan

24

New Vending Machines Shock, Offend, Entice

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New vending machines in Butler Cafe and Uris are getting macho and crunchy, respectively.
The B-School cafeteria, which already basically monopolizes the other vending machines on this campus anyway, is offering FreshDirect microwaveables: Rosa Mexicano Chicken and Cheese Enchiladas with Ranchera Sauce, Terrance Brennan Beef Bourguignon with Egg noodles, and Wild Alaskan Halibut with Wild Chile Sauce. Uris: the new Per Se!

The new Butler selections are a bizarre and frightening array of new energy drinks: some banal Vitamin Water selections, and an array of Slap Energy drinks, in Low Calorie Frost, Crisp Apple Green Tea, Blue Agave, and, of course, Full Throttle.

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15 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    freshdirect! score!

  2. The Palindrome  

    SLAP PALS

  3. Anonymous  

    how do you get rid of the damn enlarged photos after you see them?
    BWOG FAIL

  4. Alum

    It's bourguignon. Come on kids, you study at Columbia!

  5. SLAP

    Check out Columbia's SLAP Energy Drink facebook group! Join, and get your friends to join too! The more interest we get, the more inclined we are to throw SLAP parties and hand out free cans...so check it out!

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=139209969920&ref=ts

  6. Who  

    doesn't love a slap party?

  7. skimpier Soon  

    "The B-School cafeteria, which already basically monopolizes the other vending machines on this campus anyway"

    What does that even mean? A cafeteria can't monopolize vending machines.

  8. The King of Spain

    Slap energy drink is disgusting, and I seriously recommend never drinking it.

  9. Sanchez  

    How about the fact that the fucking drinks in the EC vending machines now cost $1.60? What kind of awkward ass amount is a dollar and sixty cents?

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