Welcome back! Bwog is continually looking to bring in new talent to our crew of eye-rollers, so we’re trolling Butler for a few new Daily Editors:
The Official Job Description: Writing the posts for your assigned day, creeping around with a camera, and generally running the second-to-second operations of this noble weblog.
The Official Perks: Getting quick answers from administrators, explaining to people how to pronounce “Bwog” without yelling, and free press releases.
The Official Application: If you’re still interested, please stress over the following puzzles and get back to us at tips@bwog.net. The application is due Sunday, 1/24/10, at 12:00 noon. Thanks in advance!
- Draw what Bwog looks like in your head. No, don’t redesign our website. If you can’t draw, make a collage or do some finger-painting.
- What do you love about Bwog? What do you hate about Bwog? Write as much as you want, but no theses, please.
- Pick one of the following three scenarios and write 200-300 words in a mock Bwog post. Bwog will deduct points if you refer to Bwog in the third-person too often.
- PrezBo trades in his limo and driver for a motorcycle and a handlebar mustache.
- CrackDel raises the price of the Spicy Special to $10 and starts carding. Riots ensue.
- Hawkma is eaten by a bald eagle. Squirrels everywhere rejoice.
Too much work? We’d love to have you as a contributor to pitch story ideas and cover events. Keep an eye out for our Official First Meeting Announcement later this week (plan for Sunday evening).
Questions? If you must, email tips@bwog.net.
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@OH NO! this is incredible.
this just made my columbia pride skyrocket more than any v-show ever could.
@prehaps I should have gone to yale, it seems like a happy place.
@oh no It may be via Harvard, but…
http://verynoice.com/2010/01/17/in-case-you-ever-worried-you-made-the-wrong-choice/
@holy shit! thank youuuuu!!!!
genius! my life is sooo complete.
and the running women’s track team sounds like a porno voice-over huffing and puffing away
@Anonymous Hilllllllllllllllllllarious!
@incredible!! this needs to be its own bwog post
@Yale... what is this obsession with avoiding the outdoors at all costs?