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Yes, it’s getting to be that time of year again. As classes wrap up, your professors will undoubtedly have interesting things–or maybe just things–to say.
As per usual, we want to hear about it. Send anything particularly funny/shocking/melodramatic/actually dramatic/inspiring/etc. to tips@bwog.net, or just leave ’em in the comments.
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@happy student CC Instructor: “Guys, would you be ok if we postponed our CC paper until next friday and not this one?”
Student: “I will marry you.”
CC Instructor:”Are you American?”
Student: “Yes!”
CC Instructor: “This may work…”
@hahahaha FAVORITE!
@Anonymous Dorian Goldfeld in Making, Breaking Codes
“That officially concludes the material for this course. There’s more to it, but its beyond the scope of this course. This is just an introduction.”
@slow applause here wow that is /hilarious/.
@anon Victoria Rosner, In Literature of the Fin de Siecle, explaining Freud and Id:
“The Id is your basic desire, like ‘I need to have sex with’…well, who do you young people want to have sex with? Zac…Eff…ron? Hmm. Um, Scarlett Johansson! Some of you must want to have sex with her, right? Yeah! It’s the part of you that says ‘I NEED to have sex with Scarlet Johansson!!’…Shouting it, I realize, maybe even I do. I never realized. Well, good thing it’s not all of us. Life walking around would be so hard for her. I need to have sex with Scarlet Johansson! That’s the id.”
@Anonymous Khalidi in History of the Modern Middle East:
“saying you wanted to withdraw troops from Iraq was like saying you’re in favor of motherhood and apple pie” – on Obama’s campaign promise
@I heart Khalidi!
@Anonymous truth
@Anonymous Todays favorites:
\Thats all\
and
\You can go now, because I will\
@Anonymous Brietzke, Modern Drama:
[looking at survey] ‘So your favourite play was…Angels in America! Followed by….The Importance of Being Earnest. What can I say about this? …I guess you guys just prefer gay playwrights’
‘Love me or hate me, don’t just *like* me. I’ve lived by that.
@Anonymous Intro to Applied Math, Prof. Spiegelman:
If you don’t understand this stuff, come ask me questions. I’ll be around for awhile. They gave me tenure. *giddy grin*
@... spiegelman++ for being generally awesome!
@LOL Freshman wisdom? Next year for April fools? Plz?
@jeff sachs kinda makes me want to go save the world a little bit more
and makes me feel all the more that i can do it
@From "Tolstoy & Dostoevksy"... Liza Knapp, referring to the use of maternal imagery in a novel by Dosteovsky, “Even POLES have mothers!” I’m Polish…
@Junior Junior wisdom?? Obviously we have much more to share than slacker seniors.
@SENIOR ahhh, where is wisdom that i have to share?
@Anonymous Yes! Daniela! So cute/exciting/adorable.
@A. Nathan In CC:
… should we just go now?
(20 mins before class is over)
@Modern Analysis My teacher announced that she was pregnant and everyone clapped.
@Modern Analysis My teacher announced that she was pregnant and everyone crapped.
@smiley emoticon here Where’s the “Like” button for comments?
@Anonymous Yes! Daniela! So cute/exciting/adorable.
@... daniela is absolutely awesome. when i had her for calc 2, she was preggo throughout the term yet soldiered on full bore… she gave lecture up till one day before she gave birth. then, she came back for the final not more than a week later purely to be there for moral support.
@Yesss GO HABS GO!!!
@FUCK YOU MAN FUCK MONTREAL
@Anonymous !!!
@Anonymous Jeffrey Sachs recited a long, dramatic quote by JFK, which was good in itself, but the truly amusing part was the 65 year old woman (who must be auditing the class, and swoons at anything Jeffy says) CRYING at his sentimental closing.
@General Studies she is probably just GS dude lay off.. and idont mean goldman sachs
@Yeah but... Or she could have been faculty. Or whatever, it doesn’t matter.
@Surprised Wow, I’m surprised Sachs didn’t end with a long, dramatic quote by…Jeff Sachs. He loves himself a bit much.
@me if i had accomplished what he has i would love myself too
@sam moyn Have nice lives.
@preceded by “well, look, this has been a sheer delight.”
@Moyn God I love him
@--- so great!
@a;lksdjf WHERE IS SENIOR WISDOM!!!????
@dissed well done, Anish.
@SENIOR WISDOMS!!! THERE ARE ONLY 19 DAYS LEFT. BWOG – YOU HAVE NEVER EVER WAITED THIS LONG! it makes you look like you are putting together everything last minute…
@Anish Last year (http://bwog.net/tag/senior-wisdom-2009) we started on May 1 (http://bwog.net/2009/05/01/senior-wisdom-mallory-carr).
In 2008 (http://bwog.net/tag/senior-wisdom-2008) we started on April 25 (http://bwog.net/2008/04/25/senior-wisdom-jon-siegel).
So we’re aiming for somewhere in the middle.
@goddamn fucking relax, sheesh. Let bwog do what bwog does!
@irrelevent does anyone know if you choose seats for varsity show performances?
@wondering same thing I got “prirotiy tickets” for 10 dollars. What does this even mean? Are there assigned seats? What time should I get there to get a good seat? im going friday – i heard that was the best show?
@V-Show Person The seats are different this year and there are sections.
The most expensive ($10) is the front orchestra which is basically from the front to where the cinema stars.
The second most expensive ($7) is the Mezzanine, aka the cinema balcony
The least expensive ($5) is the rear orchestra or basically under the cinema, behind the front orchestra.
The seats within the sections are not assigned, so get there early if you want to sit closer than further away!
@irrelevent Thank you V-Show Person!
@Anonymous Mezzanine? Ha!
I love how you’re trying to make Roone Arledge sound like a real theater.
@Tool it doesn’t even have to be a theater to have a mezzanine. i hate you.
@Uhh..... bwogsex ……..i mean bwogsux
@where are senior wisdoms?!
@Uhh..... posting things are annoying
@haha! you can tell it’s that time of the year when more and more people need distractions. go read your book or something!