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Last Bummer Summer (ha!) PARTY!

Come bounce to Indie-Electronica group MKNG FRNDZ, trip on visual Art by Death Bear, and bask in the wit and talent of performing host Ojay Morgan. Open bar and kissing booth all night for the cost of a Hooda plate. (21+) WEBSITE

WHEN: Fri, April 16 @ 10pm

WHERE: The Public Assembly, 70th North 6th St, Brooklyn

PRICE: $5 Cover

Intramural Musical Theater

If procrastination is your plan for this weekend, join in on 92Y Tribecca’s ode to the 1973 film version of Hair in a collective sing-a-long. Sounds kind of Marxist.  Not sure what the charge is for. Call 212-601-1000 for more info.

WHEN: Sat, April 17 @ 10:30pm

WHERE: 92Y Tribecca, 200 Hudson St at Canal St;

PRICE: $13

Francophone festivities

Find yourself at an all new kind of low on the 1 train in 18th century French attire. Drinks, jams, and eccentricity for $5 with costume.

WHEN: Sat, April 17 @ 8pm

WHERE: Teneleven, 171 Avenue C

PRICE: $5 w/ costume, $10 w/out

Intimations on Early Childhood- I LEGO® NY

Author, designer, and renowned illustrator Christoph Niemann, who clearly spends his time devoted to such things, has managed to construct New York City entirely out of LEGO® pieces and cleverly entitled it, I LEGO® N.Y. Listen to Niemann talk about the creative device behind this side job, and bring your own NYC LEGO® creation to enter to win a copy of Niemann’s book that will put your blocks to shame.

WHEN: Sat, April 17 @ 3pm

WHERE: PowerHouse Arena, 37 Main St (at the corner of Water and Main Sts), DUMBO, Brooklyn

PRICE: FREE, but must RSVP by e-mailing lego@powerHouseArena.com

Still have a budget? Try one of these:

NOODLES: Nyonya

BEEF: DBGB

SPAGHETTI: Henry’s

CHICKEN: Charles’