We’ve been reading the comments, and counting the thumbs down. You’re stressed. We understand. And we want to help.
Today, starting at 4 PM outside Butler, Bwog will inaugurate its Bitch Box.
The internet is a great place to complain, but bitching in real life is much more satisfying…especially when there’s free comfort food. Butler campers, leave your coveted cubicles to come sit, chat and bitch in Bwog’s impromptu office (read: blue inflatable couch on rug). We envision Bitch Box will be like NYT’s Complaint Box meets PostSecret meets Charlie Bartlett.
Come by, eat free food, lounge on the couch, or get creative at our crafts station. Just like teh Internetz, it’ll be anonymous and we won’t make your complaints into a Bwog post or a chart or anything. Stressbusters will also be there, giving massages and handing out stress balls. Basically, we want to know what you’re thinking, how the week is going, and to say thanks for reading this year. We’ll see you at 4- rain or shine!
BITCH, PLEASE!
Update: Thank you all for coming out, bitching, and de-stressing. Since Bitch Box was such a success, we’ll have Round 2 early next semester. Thanks for reading, we love you, and good luck on finals- oh and the Stressbusters are demi-gods. If you weren’t there, just look what you missed:
28 Comments
@Tee-Shirt Bwog
We are more SPECific
Bwog
We report on more SPECtacles
Bwog
We are cooler then SPEC…troheliograms
Bwog
We are more accurate then SPEC…trometers
I leave you to come up with something catchy for this word
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectinomycin
@Tee-Shirt NVM, this just came to me
Read Bwog
No one wants to need a dose of SPEC…tinomycin
or deal with the side effects of SPEC…tinomycin
@Anonymous As much as I want to like your idea, I think you need sleep.
@When I first saw this event, I thought that the Hipster Children of Columbia had decided to host some random event. Then I saw it was the Bwog editors. Then I realized that the Hipster Children of Columbia had decided to host some random event.
@Eliza The Varsity Show never lies! I wont leave the house with my kafia- how else would people know I work for Bwog? There’s been a required uniform for the staff since 2006, actually.
@how about BWOG, bitches.
Fuck SPEC (back)
@how about this BWOG ( front)
We never SPECulate
.. only the facts ( on the back)
@I can only give some ideas/// I cannot draw/
you are welcome to use them…no strings attached.. if you like them
consider it a thank you to bwog… it is fun reading your stuff
i do think your staff needs tee shirts……
@another tee shirt idea BWOG ( on the front)
WE ARE NOT SPECious ( on the back)
in our arguments
@Eliza I’m waiting on that email, brah.
@Bwog We love you too <333
@you need a tee shirt.. it is really time……
on the front it should read
BWOG ( on the front of the shirt)
We are SPEC.. tacular ( on the back)
hahahaha
@Eliza Zomg- interested in designing one? Eliza@bwog.net, my friend!
@this was the cutest thing ever!! bwog <3
@I was thinking about showing up extremely distressed, confused about everything and then asking in real life: “Guys—seriously—Where the fuck is Harmony?!!!!”
captcha: scotch of
@dammit! why did i miss this!
@Wow. Don’t you all have something better to do with your time?
@Um, WOW Are you really bitching about people trying to do something nice?
@Well, They do attend Columbia – what else did you expect?
@Harmony Hunter How do I get to Butler from Harmony?
@uhhh ok then bwog….u do that
@Eliza We did! And we will again. Sounds like you could use a massage!
@bwaha Love you, Eliza
@Anonymous hey bwog, who hung the inspirational string messages in butler?
“let’s get it on!”
“i believe in you”
“you got this”
are all on the ground floor.
@Surfin' UWS Awesomely meta. Good. I’ve got a lot of grievances with you people and I like to sit.
@Anonymous You are disgusting
@Surfin' UWS Mate, you have no idea.
@rob easily the worst commenter after harmony hunter