Well, first the 1 wasn’t running. From an overcrowded replacement shuttle bus:
PA system: Thank you for using the MTA.
Old woman: Oh, shut up!
(Everyone cheers)
And then we had to come to terms with ill-advised decisions. At John Jay Sunday brunch:
Distinctly Continental chap, to a lady-friend: “I have been reminded of what I did last night, and I apologize.”
It happens to the best of us, pal. Blame it on MTA-induced stress. Or the booze.
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@Cornell BRO any cute columbia girls up for a good time?
@Anonymous um did bwog watch gossip girl last night??!?
@No, but I did... Columbia looked like Princeton and St. A’s was called Hamilton House…and everyone knows you can’t wear heels like that here. Unless Blair and Serena want broken ankles for the rest of the season.
@GG Spotted: B tumbling down Low Steps in her 6 inch Jimmy Choos. Guess someone’s already head over heels in love with Columbia!
xoxo,
gossip girl
@Not actually GG. I’m sorry, I just had to write that. I acknowledge that I am lame. Judge away, bwog.