11 CommentsAdvice: Drinking Alcohol Edition
- Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!)
- Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes.
- If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A music war will then commence.
- Getting involved in floor-cest means getting involved in a floor-fracas.
- Laundry left leads to laundry theft.
- Never utter the phrase “I drink, but I never get drunk.” You’re living in New York now, Dorky-McDork-Dork. Get used to excess.
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@Hooah Is everyone in this comment section talking to an invisible replyer that I cannot see?
@Anonymous “WHERE MAH WASPS AT? HOLLA AT A STAMFORD, CT WHITE JEWISH BOY.”
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
@Tut tut. Either you’re a WASP or a Jew. One certainly cannot be both.
@This guy has been spending a little too much time with his Lit Hum homework.
@MBA/JD/MPH? really? I’m impressed. Oh wait, no I’m not. AND you’re girlfriend is barely legal? Even more impressed!
No, I think you just sound like an creep.
@Let me guess... You are also seeing something with 7 evil ex-boyfriends. you are just too shy to dump the freshmen
@... ROFLWAFFLES! you’re a tool
@Hmm. You’re a grad student in your 30s and can’t spell fascinating? I’m guessing you’ve also got a case of “lying to compensate for the lack of gifts Yahweh gave you.”
@BLITZKRIEG!!!!!! LET THE PLAYING OF GERMAN TECHNO RAVE MUSIC COMMENCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIwLWNEZtbc&feature=related
@LOLZ who let this nazi in?
psh.
@psh no one lets nazis in, they just go wherever they want