Pizza party! Pizza party!
Just not you!
A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”
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Dec 17, 2010 
31 Comments
Pizza party! Pizza party!
Just not you!
A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”
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31 Comments
@Anonymous real brooklyn pizza
@YES hell yes
@Anonymous put it in the pizza!
@Dirty Mind when I’m drunk, i like to put my face somewhere else that begins with a ‘p’
@Anonymous This..um, well..I…I’m not sure why it struck me the way it did, but your comment raises some real questions for me that I’d like to put forward:
Seriously? That’s your joke? That’s all the two things have in common? Their first letter? What drove you to post this, let alone come up with it? Did it seem clever when you thought of it? Did you imagine other people laughing at it? Riffing on it? Thumbing it up? Who are you? Have I seen you before? What real person can I imagine as the one who thought this was a funny connection to draw? Did pizza really make you think of pussy?
I’m sorry, Dirty Mind. I really don’t want to sound mean – I don’t even really ever post on Bwog. I just want you to understand the kind of dizzying, maybe even nauseating, series of thoughts that your comment brought out in me.
@hmmm talk about projection. whoever wrote that comment could have easily referred to penis. stop being a prude.
@Anonymous You’re right, hmmm. That’s definitely true. I hadn’t really thought about the fact that Dirty Mind might have been talking about putting his or her face near a penis. That’s definitely worth pointing out, and I realize I should have spent a little more time interpreting the joke before I cast judgment on it. Maybe Dirty Mind can clarify what he meant, or explain whether the ambiguity was intentional or not.
Also, hmmm, I’m not sure what you mean when you say I should stop being a prude. I love dick and pussy jokes as much as the next guy (or girl, excuse me), and didn’t mean to give any impression otherwise. I was hoping to get across my difficulty in seeing how the joke could be funny, or how the joke’s author might have thought of it as funny before posting. I do appreciate your comment, though, and I hope this clears up what I intended to say. Thank you!
@My God you sound really annoying and you talk too much. I hope you’re at least good-looking to compensate.
@Anonymous Like you probably guessed from the wordiness and level of sarcasm that only someone who revels in internet-anonymity can supply, I am not good-looking at all. I appreciate your optimism, though.
@My God Don’t you seem like a fun person to be around?
Add me on Facebook; we’ll poke each other. It’ll be awesome.
@That would be Porcelain toilet bowl, obviously
@She probably has zits pizza face
@Anonymous When’s Orgo night?
@Anonymous after Harmony
@Pizzaaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044&feature=youtube_gdata_player
@man that was trippy, stupid little bitches.
@let them party they are all going to fail their exams and give us higher grades, but when we resume partying again next week after exams our gpa’s will be higher :)
@ugh somebody’s still in high school
@anddd probably not going to be partying ever afer finals
@... that’s wonderful. welp, i’m going off now to stuff loads and loads of paper down the toilet.
@Go ahead Party it up artsy kids, math/science/eng./econ. is mostly next week.
@That's true... It’ll be interesting to party with columbia seniors who aren’t talking about their internships or starting bonuses they’ve heard about or the venture capitals bs.
@actually That’s not necessarily true. I’m SEAS and I only have 2 left! Already took 3 and finished a paper. I gave myself one break last night by going out (until a decent hour mind you), and hear I am studying again.
@whoops! **here**
there’s the seas in me
@Flying Ace Some people already had the majority of their finals/papers….
4 down, 1 to go :D
@Anonymous GO FUCK YOURSELF
@Sure You’re miserable and whiny because the classes you’re paying to take want to find out if you’ve learned anything. Why don’t you take out your anger on someone who is in a slightly better situation and enjoying himself? Good idea.
@senior here hehe, no finals at all. just papers and all handed in. i take courses that i want to, and my grade is based on what i have really learned, not what i can memorize. exams only measure what you know and that moment, not what you have really learned.
@there are so many people partying tonight! finals just started guys! you’ve got more papers next week! what’s going on?
@Anonymous stop whining
@i know :( i just wanted one night :(
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