Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” Responding to Joy Resmovits’s article in the Forward, they argue, “in its current form it’s likely that the first Palestine Center at an American university will lead the way not in ‘a new era of civility,’ but, rather, in politicizing Middle East studies further than ever before.” (New Republic)

NYTimes profiles Caltech’s loveable losers on the basketball team. An adorable Alaskan b-baller once argued a foul call by explaining conservation of momentum principles to the ref. The team, defying all laws of probability, maintains a 297-game conference losing streak. Maybe we’re not so bad after all. (NYTimes)

George Castro, the Bronx native busted for rerouting $5.7 mil from Columbia into his own pocket, pleaded not guilty yesterday. Remember when this was big news? (NYPost)

Columbia announces a three-year JD/MBA program, so now you can sell your soul and defend yourself from the haters. If that falls through, get a master’s in real estate development. Apparently, we have one of those too. (NYTimes)

Google launches a new search filter on its “advanced search page” that allows you to sort results based on reading levels: basic, intermediate or advanced. How dumb is your fave site? Before you try, we pitted our humble blog against columbiaspectator.com, and proved our inferior “intermediacy.” Blerg. Hope you keep reading anyway. (Google)

It’s easy to forget amid the finals frenzy, but some of your classmates did pretty cool things before coming here. Part of the Scholarship Incentive Awards Program dedicated to cultural enrichment for teens, Samantha Medina, CC ’14, helped put together a massive cookbook featuring Barack Obama’s chili recipe. (NYPost)

Something to make you count your blessings—a really interesting piece on “the lingering scars” of the Park Slope  plane crash. (CityRoom)

The latest installment of NYTimes’s neverending coverage on attention disorders. ADHD, this doc argues, is a real thing, not a metaphor for the distracted masses. (NYTimes)

Finally, here’s something festive and clever: a disgruntled elf leaks surprising facts about Santa. (New Yorker)