29 CommentsValentine’s Day is just a few days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Rubii Pham, CC ’14 and Tristan Renaud, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still time to submit your own Personal as well!
Name, Year, School, Major: Rubii Pham, 2014, CC, Architecture
Preference: xx for xy
Hometown: Gilbert, Arizona
Your dream date in seven words or less: Star Wars marathon in Star Wars jammies
What redeems you as a human being? I can rap the entire “I Just Had Sex” song and I make really good curry
Choice aphrodisiac: Godiva 72% dark + sushi
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Westside. There’s nothing like a secret rendezvous among the gouda and the bleu cheese.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Ewok
Historical Hottie: Fu Manchu
Name, Year, School, Major: Tristan S. Renaud, 2013, SEAS, Applied Mathematics
Preference: Women
Hometown: Tenafly, NJ
Your dream date in seven words or less: delicious dinner, electronic/indie concert, hookah lounge
What redeems you as a human being? I volunteer weekly as an EMT, I’m always there for my friends in times of need and I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue.
Choice aphrodisiac: 15 year old Talisker Scotch
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of the IAB (when the weather is warm)
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Leopards
Historical Hottie: Evita Peron
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29 Comments
@I'm throbbing Damn i would tear her apart.
@Too Late I’ve dated both of them within 24 hours. I win!
@i'll go out with Rubii... For no less than twenty bucks.
@forever alone http://tinyurl.com/4u8q8dv
@What? “a secret rendezvous among the gouda and the bleu cheese”???? at Westside?? That cheese aisle is the most trafficked 5-meter span in MoHi!
@Anonymous Meet me there at 7 pm tomorrow ;-P
i’ll be the one trying all of the cheese samples
@Anonymous MoHi? Really?
@Moar upperclassmen please.
@Anonymous let’s get some 2012 ib this bitch.
what about brian watson?
@Junior girl You interested?
@... Tristan, why are you still single? You’re yumyums!
@Anonymous They should contact each other! They’d have both a unique story of acquaintance and double the profits.
@Anonymous Tristan is a cutie!
@Anonymous that girl looks a lot more attractive in her facebook profile pic….
@im pretty sure they’re both in it for the ten bucks.
@rubii sounds perfect to me too bad i’m xx also hoping for a little xx…
but who knows, crazier things have happened, i mean if luke and leia were a thing maybe we have a chance?!
@hey! That’s what I just thought! And I’m also a xx. Interested in finding a xx.
@WHY aren’t you my friend?
Or, you know, more than a friend.
@jr Well, Maya Ye Liu’s your gal then http://bwog.com/2011/02/11/personals-owen-crawford-bc-14-and-maya-ye-liu-seas-11/
@Trashed and reading Bwog So, so happy that I see a Star Wars reference from CU students.
@Also Props for putting yourself out there guys!
@I think They’re both adorbs
@i thumbed you down. Not because I disagree but as protest to that sickening shorthand. I simply do not approve.
@Dear Bwog Please post hotter people.
@Anon The hot people are all taken
@really? a. that was so unnecessarily mean
b. they both seem pretty attractive to me…
@awkward bro I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes so im gonna let it be
@So Tristan, What else can you do with that tongue?
@Anonymous noooo that’s what he wanted you to say! mustn’t give in!