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Fountains Freely Flowing

We’ve said it before, and we may have jumped the gun, because it got cold again. But go look outside! The (decidedly phallic) fountains are back on! So go sit on the steps, go find that Fountain of Youth, that long sought El Dorado of Columbia—contentment.

Next thing you  know it’ll be hot and sweaty. Hooray!

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  • phallic phriend says:

    @phallic phriend Low fountains—e(jacu)lated to have been turned on again

  • Spring says:

    @Spring just finally came.

    1. I would say says:

      @I would say spring is still coming. There’s no stopping now.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous just the tip

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I mean I’m happy it’s warmer and everything, but I didn’t know the fountains were THAT excited…

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