Prospective students come here

Dear friends & prospies,

First of all, why are you reading this if you are a prospie? Go to John Jay and enjoy some of the best food you’ll have there ever, except for that one time when they decorated the place.

Secondly, if you don’t wanna do that, come to tonight’s Bwog meeting! We’re meeting at 7 PM in the SGO—drag your host there. We’ll have free food, pitch post ideas, and discuss events of the day. It’ll be the most fun you’ll have before sleeping in your sleeping bag tonight.

Current students please come as well. You won’t have to sleep in a sleeping bag.

Love,

Bwog