Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him…
Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for postulate of pure reason
Hometown: The noumenal world
Your dream date in seven words or less: One that I don’t wish to have
What redeems you as a human being? Being the ground of all moral value
Choice aphrodisiac: Categorical bondage
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn of Philosophy Hall, outthinking the statue of the thinker
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): David Hume
Historical Hottie: Jesus Christ
Thanks to Yanyi Luo for sending this in
9 Comments
@CU Alum What happened to the oral sex/cheese question?
@Anonymous those are for senior wisdoms, not bwog personals.
@mmmm I’d like to treat HIM as an end in himself
@false advertising he inhabits the phenomenal world. we don’t know anything about the noumenal world – we don’t even know if it’s a separate world or the same world filtered through the categories.
@Anonymous What about the gloumenal world which even the noumena don’t have access to,the in-itself of the in-itself? But in honor of the sexiest animal’s birthday I will keep all my worries focused on the Hume-nal world.
@Anonymous hilarious, please do more!
@jazz studies lol
@Yeah Kind of lackluster, if you ask me.
@mreh i thought it’d be funnier.