Senior Wisdom from the class of 2011 continues!
Name, school: Nuriel Moghavem, Columbia College
Claim to fame: Survived Several Serious near-death experiences with COÖP (hypothermia), CCSC (exhaustion), the 117th Varsity Show (liver cirrhosis), CIRCA (homicide) and the notorious John Jay 9 (all of the above)
Where are you going? I’ll be a surgeon one day. Until then, I’ll be busy applying to medical schools and (hopefully) writing a book.
Three things you learned at Columbia:
We have some really amazing inscriptions around campus that drop serious knowledge. These each have special meaning to me and are reflective of the great things I’ve learned here as a student and member of the communities I’ve involved myself with:
John Jay lounge: “Hold fast to the spirit of youth. Let years to come do what they may.”
Schermerhorn facade: “Speak to the Earth and it shall teach thee.”
Low Plaza: De super artificis spectant monumenta per annos (Trans: “The great works of an artist look down upon us throughout time.”)
“Back in my day…” Bwog’s articles were snarky, relevant and, occasionally, muck-raking. Not sure why it’s become a free-food-advertising/fluffy-animal-posting machine more recently, but our campus no longer has a publication that keeps administrators and student leaders on their toes.
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I don’t tell them often enough, but I love my friends very much. I only hope I bring to their lives a fraction of the energy they bring to mine.
Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? I’m really just waiting for the D-Day of the War on Fun. One night where every floor, every suite and every brownstone throws a huge party. Or we could go 1968, occupy the Butler reference room, and throw a COÖP-style rager-in. Who’s in?
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Cheese is delicious, but it can be lonely…
Advice for the class of 2015: Enjoy the constant ability you have in college to reinvent yourself.
Regrets? I had the fortune/misfortune of meeting some of my best friends in my senior year. If I could do it over again, I’d seek them all out at NSOP to have another three years with them.
31 Comments
@K I fucking love Nuriel
@Date me, please? Nuriel is hilarious. Before I graduate, I WILL ask him out =D
Shyness be damned.
@Anonymous Don’t be shy, he will probably say yes. (if you’re cute)
@SeeSeeElHeaven Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I think he is seeing someone- I could be wrong, though!
@bearer of good news he’s single. have at him.
@sari YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
@SARI SARI SARI SARI
@So COOP parties are still referred to as a “rager” after the term’s inception some 4 years ago…
@Anonymous so down for the COÖP party in 209
@Anonymous this one time nuriel smacked me in the face . IT WAS AWESOME.
@C This one time, I saw Nuriel wearing army pants and flip flops, so I went out and got army pants and flip flops.
@dueaa nuriel is the best
@yo great job with V-Show man, it was totally tits!
@jacob nuriel is a gem.
@CC '13 Gah Nuriel, you never fail to amuse/impress me – Good choice for senior wisdom Bwog
@Tits McGee Nuriel is the Dog’s Bullocks!!!!
@Anonymous ay jj 9 this is jj 10 you guys were alright but yeah FUCK jj 5
@Anonymous Actually just burst out laughing! Sorry if we kept you up with the loud music and fragrant …incense….
@Anonymous Enjoy the constant ability you have in college to reinvent yourself.
If this was on FB, I’d like it.
@this senior wisdom was lame. too much nostalgia. are you on the senior week committee?
@dude you’ll understand when you are a senior
@Courtney I love this guy! He was in a colloquium with me last semester and he defended me when I attempted to make my own interpretation of a chinese text and immediately got shot down by our (nearly century-old professor). Big fan!
@Catherine This guy is top-notch! He accompanied me to St. Luke’s when I got CAVA-ed freshman year (this was not, mind you, a result of one of those debaucherous John Jay 9 moments but a result of some major dehydration).
@AW SNAP he went there!!
\our campus no longer has a publication that keeps administrators and student leaders on their toes\
@L0L former speccie and Vshow? yeah.
@aha this and note how he’s on his soapbox…on bwog
@Isaac WOOHOO NURIEL!
@Claudia COMPLETELY unbiased, but this is the greatest senior wisdom I’ve ever read; my life has been changed.
JJ9 FOREVEEEEEER!!!!
@Olivier Seconded.
@Ari this guy!
@claudia I didn’t realize the jealousy ran so deep — did we really have to thumbs down? Is that you, JJ5?